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About AyPee

A licensed Trainer and Master Practitioner of Neuro Linguistic Programming, Business and Personal Coach , Trainer and strategic thinker from a Blue Chip Multinational background, who successfully pioneered simple solutions to resolve complex problems, optimised resources to reduce overheads and increased the bottom-line through creative, unconventional and often ‘Ground Breaking’ thinking. A visionary, who works with a blank sheet to create solutions, enrols people into new ways of thinking and creates communities to deliver results. Broad base of experience in Strategic Planning, Finance and Business Risk, I.T., Stock and Production Planning, Logistics, Customer Services, Human Resources, Merchandising and Retail

FREE BEGINNER GOLF LESSONS in Surrey!

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The Laws of Golf

“Nice lag” may be translated as “lousy putt.” Similarly, “Tough break” means “Way to miss an easy one.” “That’ll play” means “Crappy shot, but I think we can find it!” 99.99% of all matter is empty space, but that last … Continue reading

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Hacked off?

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off … Continue reading

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Perfect Partner

A golfer stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity to his partner. He looks up, looks down, measures the distance and figures the wind direction and speed. The longer he takes, the more his partner fidgets. Finally … Continue reading

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Chi Chi Rodriguez

“After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.” ~ … Continue reading

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Scotland the Brave

“The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.” ~ Unknown from lotsofjokes.comimage rusticgirls.com

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Golf Trousers

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers to the golf tournament?  Because he got a hole in one ~ Nicholas Bishop http://bit.ly/aKnKar

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